I wonder if Germans do this...

12:55 AM
12/1/07

Drunk bro gets off the bus at the Townhouses. Yells to his buddies:

"Jäger-bombs! WOOO! I shower in that shit!"

You are NOT cool.

Three lumpy hipster girls walk by.
The girl in gaudy green rainboots turns to her friends and says in a shocked voice:

"I thought I was the coolest!"

A drunk encounter on the dancefloor

11/16/07
Donner Party
about 1 AM

A boy and a girl have been dancing, practically humping each other on the dance floor, for an hour or so...

Girl: "So what's my name?"
Boy: "Uuuuuh..."

Later...

Girl: "You're so cute!"